Everything Is Terrible!

Doors 7PM | Show 8PM | GA Seated | 21 & Over | Public On Sale 6/1

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Now that society is collapsing, Everything Is Terrible! is reborn with their new and fantastical
expedition into found footage… but this time the adults can stay home! EIT! has unearthed
thousands of forgotten DVD & VHS tapes aimed at yesterday’s youth to bring you their most
mind-melting movie to date. Watch in awe as all colors of the rainbow join forces to destroy the
tyranny of adult civilization once and for all! All of your oldest friends will be there; skateboarding
web-surfers, rapping math equations, gigantic baby ducks, and maybe even a wizard or two!
And what EIT! show would be complete without a live experience that makes the Ice Capades
look like a stupid piece of trash! Finally, an all-encompassing extravaganza created for kidz… by
kidz!
EIT! is the video and performance art collective that is responsible for culling some of the
bleakest video memories of the internet’s horrid history. Cat massage, The Pedo-Hunting Dino,
Duane, Gerbert, and the French pubic hair styling tutorial are a few that have wowed and
confused millions of viewers around the globe. Everything Is Terrible!’s (now 8!) feature length
found footage films compile endless pieces of forgotten ephemera into a psychedelic retelling of
the American myth that is both hilariously sickening and endlessly compelling. 2018’s The Great
Satan was called “a masterpiece’’ by both Film Threat and The Chicago Reader. EIT! has also
collected over 35,000 Jerry Maguire VHS tapes that will one day live in a permanent pyramid in
the desert. Their Jerry Maguire Video Store immersive art installations in LA and Denver have
been praised by The New York Times, Vice, The Paris Review, and more. Their permanent
installations for Meow Wolf have been seen by millions. Each tour features an all-new live show
that is an event all its own, complete with song, dance, life-size puppets, and a renewed belief in
life itself.

Rory Scovel

Doors 7PM | Show 8PM | 21 & Over | Public On Sale 1/20 10AM

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 To provide a safer environment for the public and significantly expedite fan entry into our venues, Rialto Theatre & 191 Toole have instituted a clear bag policy as of March 1st, 2022. The policy limits the size and type of bags that may be brought into our venues. The following is a list of bags that will be accepted for entry: Bags that are clear plastic or vinyl and do not exceed 12in x 6in x 12in One-gallon clear plastic freezer bags (Ziplok bag or similar) Small clutch bags, approximately 5in x 7in All bags subject to search. Clear bags are available for sale at the box office.

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Rory Scovel can currently be seen starring as Danny in Apple TV+’s hour-long series
PHYSICAL, as well as in Paramount Picture’s BABYLON. Prior to that, he starred in I FEEL
PRETTY opposite Amy Schumer and can be seen in New Line’s feature THE HOUSE,
ABC’s MODERN FAMILY, and NBC’s SUPERSTORE, as well as in his Comedy Central
series ROBBIE, which he also created. His hour stand-up special RORY SCOVEL TRIES
STAND-UP FOR THE FIRST TIME is currently streaming on Netflix.

Neil Hamburger

Doors 7PM | Show 8PM | GA Seated | 21 & Over | Public On Sale 1/13 10AM

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 To provide a safer environment for the public and significantly expedite fan entry into our venues, Rialto Theatre & 191 Toole have instituted a clear bag policy as of March 1st, 2022. The policy limits the size and type of bags that may be brought into our venues. The following is a list of bags that will be accepted for entry: Bags that are clear plastic or vinyl and do not exceed 12in x 6in x 12in One-gallon clear plastic freezer bags (Ziplok bag or similar) Small clutch bags, approximately 5in x 7in All bags subject to search. Clear bags are available for sale at the box office.

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“America’s Funnyman” Neil Hamburger has worked every imaginable stage, from New York’s Madison Square Garden, to a show in pitch black darkness at the Edin burgh Fringe Fest. He has performed countless American, Australian, British, Irish, and Canadian tours, as well as in Norway, New Zealand, and the Bahamas, along side acts ranging from Faith No More to Robin Williams. His TV credits include Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Tom Green Live, and Jimmy Kimmel Live. His Live At Third Man album was produced by Jack White in Nashville; an earlier Hamburger effort was included in SPIN’s “40 Greatest Comedy Albums Of All Time.” The fea ture movie Entertainment, a dramatic look at Hamburger on- and off-stage co-star ring John C. Reilly, Tye Sheridan, and Michael Cera, premiered at the Sundance and Locarno Film Festivals, and was released in 2015 to rave reviews. His recent Drag City album of lavishly-produced song, Still Dwelling, featured a memorable trio version of Jesus Christ Superstar’s “Everything’s Alright” with Neil singing alongside Mike Patton and Jack Black.

Steve Hofstetter

Doors 6PM | Show 7PM | 21 & Over | Public On Sale 12/21

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 To provide a safer environment for the public and significantly expedite fan entry into our venues, Rialto Theatre & 191 Toole have instituted a clear bag policy as of March 1st, 2022. The policy limits the size and type of bags that may be brought into our venues. The following is a list of bags that will be accepted for entry: Bags that are clear plastic or vinyl and do not exceed 12in x 6in x 12in One-gallon clear plastic freezer bags (Ziplok bag or similar) Small clutch bags, approximately 5in x 7in All bags subject to search. Clear bags are available for sale at the box office.

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Author, columnist, and comedian Steve Hofstetter is often called the hardest working man in show-business. With all due respect to the late James Brown.

Hofstetter‘s national TV debut came on ESPN’s Quite Frankly, where Stephen A. Smith yelled at him for three minutes. Hofstetter has also appeared on CBS’ “Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson”, Showtime’s “White Boyz in the Hood”, VH1’s “Countdown”, Sundance’s “On the Road in America”, and ABC’s “Barbara Walter’s Special”, where he thankfully did not cry. He is the host and executive producer of “Laughs” on Fox networks, where he only cries occasionally.

One of the top booked acts on the college circuit, the original writer for collegehumor.com has also released six albums. Hofstetter has written humor columns for the New York Times, SportsIllustrated.com, and NHL.com, where he publicly admitted to being a Ranger fan.

After hosting Four Quotas on Sirius Satellite Radio for two seasons, Hofstetter moved to broadcast radio, and his Sports Minute (Or So) was syndicated on over 170 stations and in over 30 newspapers. Hofstetter‘s second live comedy album (“Cure For the Cable Guy”) reached #20 on Billboard’s comedy charts. His third album (“Dark Side of the Room”) was the first ever pay-what-you-want” comedy album, since people were going to steal it anyway. His fourth album consisted of an hour of 100% ad-libbed material, which is, frankly, nuts. And his fifth album hit #1 on iTunes’ comedy charts, which is also a bit nuts.

Hofstetter‘s brutal tour schedule consists of over 100 colleges and dozens of clubs every year, and is fueled by an immense online popularity, tons of press, and a Prius with great gas mileage. He reached 200,000 friends on Facebook (still the world record), 400,000 more on MySpace, and high shelves in grocery stores.

While Hofstetter‘s live shows are routinely sold out, he is best known for his writing, first published at age 15, mainly to impress girls. At 18, he co-founded “Sports Jerk of the Week”, an irreverent website featured by press like USA Today’s Baseball Weekly, Sports Illustrated and CNN. And at 20, Hofstetter took a year off of school to head up web content for the New York Yankees. The Yankees won the World Series that year, which would have been wonderful if they hadn’t beaten Hofstetter‘s Mets. Yes, he’s also a Mets fan. Poor kid.

While an undergraduate at Columbia University, Hofstetter was a well-read columnist for the Columbia Daily Spectator and a voice of the Lions. After a summer writing for Maxim, ESPN, and Sports Illustrated for Kids, Hofstetter syndicated his column in several newspapers.

Without his glasses, Hofstetter also looks a great deal like Michael Rappaport.

Palmer Trolls

Doors 7PM | Show 8PM | 21 & Over | GA w/Limited Seating | Public On Sale 11/11 10AM Ben

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 To provide a safer environment for the public and significantly expedite fan entry into our venues, Rialto Theatre & 191 Toole have instituted a clear bag policy as of March 1st, 2022. The policy limits the size and type of bags that may be brought into our venues. The following is a list of bags that will be accepted for entry: Bags that are clear plastic or vinyl and do not exceed 12in x 6in x 12in One-gallon clear plastic freezer bags (Ziplok bag or similar) Small clutch bags, approximately 5in x 7in All bags subject to search. Clear bags are available for sale at the box office.

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Ben Palmer’s (PalmerTrolls) show features comedic stories of him trolling hateful commenters on corporate Facebook pages, posing as city governments, making up fake cases to get on court TV, and pretending to be a journalist to send fake quotes to multilevel marketing companies and union busting corporations. His videos have over 500 million views.

Hari Kondabolu

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 To provide a safer environment for the public and significantly expedite fan entry into our venues, Rialto Theatre & 191 Toole have instituted a clear bag policy as of March 1st, 2022. The policy limits the size and type of bags that may be brought into our venues. The following is a list of bags that will be accepted for entry: Bags that are clear plastic or vinyl and do not exceed 12in x 6in x 12in One-gallon clear plastic freezer bags (Ziplok bag or similar) Small clutch bags, approximately 5in x 7in All bags subject to search. Clear bags are available for sale at the box office.

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Hari Kondabolu is a comedian, writer and podcaster based in Brooklyn. The NY Times called him “one of the most exciting political comics in stand-up today” and described  his 2018 Netflix special Warn Your Relatives as “an incisively funny and formally  adventurous hour that reveals a comic in command of his powers.” The special was  named on many “Best of” lists, including for Time, Paste Magazine, Cosmopolitan, E!  Online, and Mashable. He was also named one of 2018’s “Comics To Watch” by  Variety. 

In 2017, his truTV documentary The Problem with Apu was released to critical acclaim  and spurred a global conversation about race and representation. The Nation called it “a  devastating critique of the ultimate comedic sacred cow: The Simpsons.” It is now used  in high school, college and grad school curriculums around the US. 

Hari has also released two comedy albums, Waiting for 2042 & Mainstream American  Comic with legendary indie rock label Kill Rock Stars. Additionally, he has performed on such shows as Conan, Jimmy Kimmel Live, and The Late Show with David Letterman among many others. He is also a former writer & correspondent on the much loved,  Chris Rock produced FX show Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell. 

A regular on the public radio, Hari is a panelist on the NPR game show Wait Wait…  Don’t Tell Me. As a podcaster, he co-hosted the popular Politically Reactive with dear  friend W. Kamau Bell. Additionally, he also co-hosts what he politely describes as a  “pop up podcast,” The Untitled Kondabolu Brothers Podcast with his younger brother  Ashok (“Dap” from HBO’s Chillin’ Island and defunct rap group Das Racist.) 

Hari attended both Bowdoin College and Wesleyan University, graduating from the  former institution with a B.A. in Comparative Politics. A former immigrant rights  organizer in Seattle who worked under the leadership of now-Congresswoman Pramila  Jayapal, Hari also earned a Masters in Human Rights from the London School of  Economics in 2008. He was the “Artist In Residence” at NYU’s APA Institute for the  2014-2015 Academic Year and at Shangri La Museum in Honolulu in 2018.

Nimesh Patel

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 To provide a safer environment for the public and significantly expedite fan entry into our venues, Rialto Theatre & 191 Toole have instituted a clear bag policy as of March 1st, 2022. The policy limits the size and type of bags that may be brought into our venues. The following is a list of bags that will be accepted for entry: Bags that are clear plastic or vinyl and do not exceed 12in x 6in x 12in One-gallon clear plastic freezer bags (Ziplok bag or similar) Small clutch bags, approximately 5in x 7in All bags subject to search. Clear bags are available for sale at the box office.

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Nimesh Patel is a comedian and Emmy-nominated writer who is rising the ranks as one of the most in-demand up- and-coming comedians touring the country. Through his joke-telling wizardry and ability to capture attention on social media, Nimesh is quickly charting a path from sold out comedy clubs to major theaters.

Nimesh has appeared on Late Night with Seth Meyers, his self-released special “Jokes To Get You Through Quarantine” has amassed almost a million views, and he has opened for Chris Rock & Aziz Ansari. He most recently made his debut on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon and his most recent special “Thank You, China” is available on YouTube.

His first writing job came after Chris Rock saw him perform standup and hired him directly to write for The Academy Awards in 2016. Since then, he has written for “Saturday Night Live,” “A Little Late with Lilly Singh,” The White House Correspondents Dinner, and was a producer for “Full Frontal with Samantha Bee.”