Everything Is Terrible!

Doors 7PM | Show 8PM | GA Seated | 21 & Over | Public On Sale 6/1


 To provide a safer environment for the public and significantly expedite fan entry into our venues, Rialto Theatre & 191 Toole have instituted a clear bag policy as of March 1st, 2022. The policy limits the size and type of bags that may be brought into our venues. The following is a list of bags that will be accepted for entry: Bags that are clear plastic or vinyl and do not exceed 12in x 6in x 12in One-gallon clear plastic freezer bags (Ziplok bag or similar) Small clutch bags, approximately 5in x 7in All bags subject to search. Clear bags are available for sale at the box office.




Now that society is collapsing, Everything Is Terrible! is reborn with their new and fantastical
expedition into found footage… but this time the adults can stay home! EIT! has unearthed
thousands of forgotten DVD & VHS tapes aimed at yesterday’s youth to bring you their most
mind-melting movie to date. Watch in awe as all colors of the rainbow join forces to destroy the
tyranny of adult civilization once and for all! All of your oldest friends will be there; skateboarding
web-surfers, rapping math equations, gigantic baby ducks, and maybe even a wizard or two!
And what EIT! show would be complete without a live experience that makes the Ice Capades
look like a stupid piece of trash! Finally, an all-encompassing extravaganza created for kidz… by
EIT! is the video and performance art collective that is responsible for culling some of the
bleakest video memories of the internet’s horrid history. Cat massage, The Pedo-Hunting Dino,
Duane, Gerbert, and the French pubic hair styling tutorial are a few that have wowed and
confused millions of viewers around the globe. Everything Is Terrible!’s (now 8!) feature length
found footage films compile endless pieces of forgotten ephemera into a psychedelic retelling of
the American myth that is both hilariously sickening and endlessly compelling. 2018’s The Great
Satan was called “a masterpiece’’ by both Film Threat and The Chicago Reader. EIT! has also
collected over 35,000 Jerry Maguire VHS tapes that will one day live in a permanent pyramid in
the desert. Their Jerry Maguire Video Store immersive art installations in LA and Denver have
been praised by The New York Times, Vice, The Paris Review, and more. Their permanent
installations for Meow Wolf have been seen by millions. Each tour features an all-new live show
that is an event all its own, complete with song, dance, life-size puppets, and a renewed belief in
life itself.